someone shouted “do it for the vine” at the train station earlier and i was afraid for my fucking life
I could do it
Leo whispers to himself
I could just snatch it and run
au in which bro is that sorta creepy guy at cons and then back in the hotel room john is telling dave abt this weirdo who keeps kinda stalking him and dave doesnt say much but internally hes like fuck thATS BRO f uck fu ck fUF CK f uc KF CUK….
The Marauders used to take turns taking care of Harry when the others had Order business or were too busy or needed a night off. It became a tradition among them, as they were passing the baby into the next caretaker’s hands, to say “you’re it. good luck.”
The last thing Sirius saw as he was falling through the veil was Remus running over to Harry, and the last thought that ran through his head was “you’re it. good luck.”
i cant really even imagine having a penis because vaginas dont really stick out or anything like sometimes i even forget my genitals are there i just forget but like a penis seems so?????? obstructive??? like damn aint ur penis in the way all the time????
homestuck blogs are following me from some old circulating art so now i feel obligated to post something
Perez Hilton has
- Posted crotch shots of Miley Cyrus getting out of a car
- Accused Lily Allen of being responsible for her miscarriage by binge drinking.
- Posted intimate photos of Ke$ha and posted enough hate to make her break down crying an hour before performing on X Factor.
- Has outed various celebrities.
- Told Taylor Momsen (who was 16 at the time) to try fisting.
- Tried to rent an apartment in Lady Gaga’s building to stalk her.
How is he not in jail already?